Get your ass out of that chair and go vote

Or words to that effect. Wife and I went out and waltzed right through the process, only a couple of people in front of us and a short wait for the separate-but-equal voting booths. Turnout steady but not excessive.

And if you don't vote, you're letting people like me decide the election. Scary, ain't it?

Vote for the asshole of your choice, but _vote_!

(Offer void where prohibited by law. Not valid in Florida without current photo ID and three international witnesses.)