Open invitation to the filkers in the audience

[jhetley]

Okay, while bicycling yesterday I noted the dust clouds* roused by every passing vehicle.  My brain, such as it is, started in with "Silicosis** here I come..." to the tune of "California here I come..." but can't move it beyond.  Have at it?

*Residue of winter road-sand and general crud, once it dries out.  Particulate pollution, boys and girls.  It's what's for dinner.

**As Wife has been known to point out, exercise is supposed to be good for you.  I sometimes wonder about bicycling, what with the random asshole drivers and exhaust gas and all.