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Dec. 19th, 2006 09:57 am
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Okay, Sister shows up tomorrow for the Annual Plague of Relatives. Okay, make that singular, she's the only one. 'Tis enough, 'twill do. We have to figure out how to entertain her, or at least not murder her and then dispose of the body (without damaging the environment) for a whole week out here on the backside of beyond. This for a New York City (yea, even mid-town Manhattan) person accustomed to having the world at her fingertips.

Ho, ho, ho...

Meanwhile, back at the architecture.

And I see that Joseph Barbera has died. No more stolen pic-a-nic baskets.

Date: 2006-12-19 04:00 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wcg.livejournal.com
Joe may be dead, but Yogi lives.

Date: 2006-12-19 05:23 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cymrullewes.livejournal.com
I suppose I could swap sisters with you for the holiday but would you really want a lawyer or a bipolar? :-)

If you really do need help of disposing the body... I know a sailor who can probably tell you the right way to help it achieve neutral buoyancy about 50 feet down.

Date: 2006-12-19 08:47 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sclerotic-rings.livejournal.com
Oh, you have a sister like that, too? (I'm half-tempted to one-up Harlan Ellison yet again: my sister is so foul that I'd be tempted to convert to Judaism solely so I could sit shiva for her. At our next family function. At the dinner table while she's trying to feed her husband the Plecostomus.)

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