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[jhetley]

Marriage is under attack throughout the western world. Divorce runs rampant, with failure as the norm rather than the exception. Single-parent (or no-parent) families have become normal, parallel to families with altogether too _many_ parents* confusing the mix.

It's those damned heterosexuals. Ban heterosexual marriage and you'll solve the problem.

*Leads to puzzling situations. Like this summer, we will have to attend two sets of wedding functions for a Wife's cousin's offspring, because said offspring's parents have formed other attachments and aren't speaking to each other. Who the hell ever thought up the brilliant idea of a morning-after brunch for the happy couple? They're supposed to be off in some honeymoon suite fornicating their brains out...

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[mrissa.livejournal.com]

Too many parents? I would have thought that the problem was excessively badly behaved parents, not too many.

[jhetley.livejournal.com]

You know perfectly well that God forbids more than one of each type. For sufficiently perverted values of "God"...

*G*

[mt-yvr.livejournal.com]

Heterosexuals will never learn. (sigh)

Mixed marriages NEVER work.


(heh heh)

[jhetley.livejournal.com]

>Heterosexuals will never learn. (sigh)

Yeah. Check out any failed marriage. Odds are strong, you'll find a heterosexual. Probably two. Coincidence? I'll leave that as an exercise for the audience.