Dear Scammers:

[jhetley]

To whom it may concern:

I don't actually have a PayPal account or an EBay account. That makes discovering your nefarious machinations and forgeries rather simple.

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[kightp.livejournal.com]

I don't have accounts at Chase Manhattan, Wells Fargo, Washington Mutual or any of the other banks that pretend to insist that my account information has been compromised, either. (In fact, I'm happier than ever to do my banking with a small, well-established credit union that's so local the scammers evidently haven't heard of it. So far, anyway...)