Patriots' Day (observed)

Celebrate our national heritage!  Go out and snipe at a Minion from behind a tree!

(You don't even have to be a US citizen to play -- the originals weren't!)

It's a beautiful day in the neighborhood

(Kiddie TV has warped me for life.  Blame the boys.)

Sunshine, light wind, flowers, the Red Sox won*.  And I cleaned up the asparagus bed, just to be virtuous.

*The Sox owe me a salary.  I turned the game off, we went for a walk, came back, and the score remained the same.  Had a six-run inning while I was listening.  Obviously cause and effect.  Pay up.