I need to check my "veteran's benefits"

I'm sure there's something in the fine print about calling in the National Guard to clear my driveway.  I mean, they have these big green front-end loaders and graders  and dump trucks...

Oh, wait, all that heavy equipment got sent to Iraq.

I don't think the snowblower is going to love me.  About 6" of heavy wet snow with a crust on top.

Soonest started, soonest done.  See ya!

Done

For sufficiently-liberal values of "done"...

Snow has been relocated.  We have driveway, at least until the orange plow-truck rumbles by again...