In the news of the slightly odd...

Went for a walk around this suburban upscale neighborhood last night, viewing various forms of wildlife.  Bats, nighthawks, cottontail rabbits, and deer noted.  Not unusual, any of it.

But the deer, yes.  Two of them, habituated to humans so we just kept walking until we were maybe twenty feet away.  Noted that one of them was small, yes, a doe and a spring fawn.  Except that when we got near enough in the deepening twilight (shot with flashes of distant lightning), we saw that the larger of the two had antlers in velvet.  Six or eight points.  A _buck_ and a fawn?

Are we dealing with an ungulate pedophile here?