Listen to your Rice Krispies, folks!
Sep. 7th, 2005 08:17 amGood MORNING America!
Those high gas prices? That's your Rice Krispies telling you to drive less, folks. Listen to them! Obey them!
Cut that crap about suspending gasoline taxes, cut that crap about price caps, cut that crap about jailing price gougers.
DRIVE LESS!
Like, don't drive that Hummer to the corner store for a sixpack. Park the fucker and share the ride with your neighbor. Or fucking WALK. You can walk a mile or two without cardiac distress. I'm sure you can.
Those high gas prices? That's your Rice Krispies telling you to drive less, folks. Listen to them! Obey them!
Cut that crap about suspending gasoline taxes, cut that crap about price caps, cut that crap about jailing price gougers.
DRIVE LESS!
Like, don't drive that Hummer to the corner store for a sixpack. Park the fucker and share the ride with your neighbor. Or fucking WALK. You can walk a mile or two without cardiac distress. I'm sure you can.