Listen to your Rice Krispies, folks!

Good MORNING America!

Those high gas prices? That's your Rice Krispies telling you to drive less, folks. Listen to them! Obey them!

Cut that crap about suspending gasoline taxes, cut that crap about price caps, cut that crap about jailing price gougers.

DRIVE LESS!

Like, don't drive that Hummer to the corner store for a sixpack. Park the fucker and share the ride with your neighbor. Or fucking WALK. You can walk a mile or two without cardiac distress. I'm sure you can.

Beware of Geeks baring grift

Probably a mile behind the learning curve, as always, but I'll post this warning anyway.

When you are donating to your favorite charity for disaster relief, make sure you know where the money is _really_ going. Scam artists are doing their scummy thing with fake web pages, redirected URLs, dummy charities that sound like something real, etc.

A paper check mailed directly to your local Red Cross chapter (not an endorsement, just an example) is probably not going to end up cashed in China or Brazil, with your credit card number phished to the Moscow Mafia....