Listen to your Rice Krispies, folks!
Sep. 7th, 2005 08:17 amGood MORNING America!
Those high gas prices? That's your Rice Krispies telling you to drive less, folks. Listen to them! Obey them!
Cut that crap about suspending gasoline taxes, cut that crap about price caps, cut that crap about jailing price gougers.
DRIVE LESS!
Like, don't drive that Hummer to the corner store for a sixpack. Park the fucker and share the ride with your neighbor. Or fucking WALK. You can walk a mile or two without cardiac distress. I'm sure you can.
Those high gas prices? That's your Rice Krispies telling you to drive less, folks. Listen to them! Obey them!
Cut that crap about suspending gasoline taxes, cut that crap about price caps, cut that crap about jailing price gougers.
DRIVE LESS!
Like, don't drive that Hummer to the corner store for a sixpack. Park the fucker and share the ride with your neighbor. Or fucking WALK. You can walk a mile or two without cardiac distress. I'm sure you can.
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Date: 2005-09-07 06:03 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-09-07 06:48 am (UTC)A rant cannot be all things to all people.
;-)
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Date: 2005-09-07 07:33 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-09-07 07:50 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-09-07 08:31 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-09-07 08:30 am (UTC)Works fine where you live.
Not where I do.
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Date: 2005-09-07 11:30 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-09-07 09:06 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-09-07 09:10 am (UTC)So... know of any stores or people looking to sell a bike trailer for cheap? Need it to hold at least 110 lbs and to have space for two smalls.
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Date: 2005-09-07 09:57 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-09-07 11:24 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-09-07 01:36 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-09-07 03:44 pm (UTC)Well, if you _can_ raise your prices, that's one move. I doubt if you have that "inelastic" a market demand factor, just to throw economics terms around. Otherwise, you end up in the same place we'll be with heating oil this winter -- if we cut the thermostat back further, the pipes will freeze. So we'll grit our teeth and pay. And I'll caulk the windows _real_ good this fall.
But "adjustments" -- just one example from my day. I made a run out to the airport with a local engineer, his vehicle, his project, we doubled up rather than going separately. But he was driving his honking big SUV, gets maybe 12 mpg in city traffic, and he has a car as well. All told, his trip from his office door to back again probably burned a gallon more gas than if he'd taken his sedan, and that doesn't count his drive from home to office and back, probably another wasted gallon.
This, just by choosing to pull one set of car keys out of his pocket rather than the other. Multiply that across the late great United States....
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Date: 2005-09-07 01:27 pm (UTC)Michael
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Date: 2005-09-07 03:47 pm (UTC)I'm surprised he could find a parking place at the Coffee Pot. That's asking a lot.