Strange are the ways of corporate America

[jhetley]

Some technology corporation, in penance for unnamed sins against the environment, has donated the modern electronic world to Wife's nature center.  This means, among other things*, a large wall-mounted plasma screen TV/monitor suitable for Super Bowl parties, complete with Super Technician flown in from California for the installation.  Now, since most of the nature center staff would do old Ned Ludd proud in their distrust of technology, Wife has invited me out to RTFM and attempt to explain the workings and uses thereof...

*Also includes satellite-dish internet connection, which is the only way they'll graduate from dial-up out there in the puckerbrush.  Neither DSL nor cable is an option.