I'm not even going to start. We're finally getting to normal temperatures for Texas, and I know that the reason why it's 76 outside right now is because we're going to get the shit kicked out of us by a thunderstorm tonight. (One of the interesting aspects of living in flatlands is that I can predict a major front coming through at least twelve hours in the future, just by watching a sudden and rapid increase in temperature during the day. Thanks to the heat generated by the compression wave created by big front bashing into our standard straight-off-the-Gulf southern winds, I get really antsy when the temperatures jump up ten to twenty degrees in two hours or less, because I know from long experience that we're probably looking at tornado weather within twelve.) I agree with you about the weather gods, because at the very least I want to have them fired. From a cannon.