Obvious solution

[jhetley]

For maybe the zillionth time, we have news about another murder splashed around the local media. A "domestic", offspring of one of the warring partners, this time.

Somewhere in excess of 50% of all homicides in Maine are "domestics". I believe this statistic is normal for the nation.

We've _got_ to outlaw those domestic partnerships. Don't care if folks are legally wedded or living in sin, don't care if the "relationship" is monogamous, polygamous, heterosexual, bisexual, or homosexual. This carnage must _stop_.

Ban all relationships. Save the partner, save the world.

Comments

[jhetley.livejournal.com]

At which point (stew, chili, roast, steaks, sausage...) they are no longer a menace. The only good moose is a dead moose?

(Now I need to watch out for that damned squirrel, and maybe Dudley Doright.)

[quilzas.livejournal.com]

Sure they're still a menace. Their tasty nature will have you eating until you burst! (or, alternatively, become as large as a moose) ^.^ *giggles*