Idle curiosity

[jhetley]

Why haven't I heard any claims that the Great E. Coli Spinach Epidemic is actually an Al Qaida attack?

Comments

[wolfette]

Because, of course, the new security measures instigated by GWB, and the war in Iraq, have made it quite impossible for a terrorist attack in the USA < /irony >

[kightp.livejournal.com]

Shhhh. They'll hear you.

[starcat-jewel.livejournal.com]

Silly! It's all the fault of the Mexican Invasion, of course!

[edschweppe.livejournal.com]

Well, al-Kaleda wanted to claim responsibility, but their spokesplant was in a persistent vegetative state ...

[pernishus.livejournal.com]

I note that Google registers 369 000 hits when queried on the subject of Al Qaida and Spinach. Anybody with a background in statistics will tell you that where there is that much smoke the connection is more or less proven...

http://makeashorterlink.com/?Z58E331DD

Your statistically not entirely reliable friend,

Pernicious the Musquodoboit Harbour Farm Cat's faithful amanuensis and general factotum

[suzilem.livejournal.com]

Because it's REALLY a neo-con plot to wipe out all those spinach-eating liberals.

[wcg.livejournal.com]

I'm glad you haven't Jim. I wish I were so lucky.

[jhetley.livejournal.com]

I bet some readers thought I was joking.

[leowulf.livejournal.com]

Attacking America by poisoning ... spinach?? Might woulda worked better if they poisoned McDonalds' hamburgers.

[jhetley.livejournal.com]

Wouldn't that be redundant?