We have updated to the Century of the Fruitbat, replacing our old basic cell phone with a basic 'smart' phone that offers a gazillion features we will never use, but which is 5G compatible. I *think* I know how to make a call on it . . .
Big Brother *is* watching. It's weird and a bit paranoia-inducing to watch the little blue dot move on the map app as you walk around the neighborhood . . .