Cold waning gibbous

Air temperature -3 F at the airport, -6 at our house. Wind north about 6 mph, clear sky, windchill -15 F.

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Closing has happened, check deposited. House gave us over 40 years of eccentric service.

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If the Martians ever do wipe out the human race, it will be to stop the scam car warranty calls.

Insane real estate

That house listing that was so dangerous that you had to sign a waiver to even enter it? It is now marked "sale pending" on multi-list . . .

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Again I remind people that you are supposed to wait until the grave is filled before pissing on it.