It is good to have someone to mock in the morning

Some PETA folks have proposed opening a "Lobster Empathy Center" in a former Maine jail*...

Silly season?

Not gonna happen -- county wants to sell the building, while PETA wants a lease.

*Full disclosure -- I worked on the report that told the Somerset County Commissioners to shut that 1800s cesspool** down and build new.

**Not completely metaphor.  Open sewer in the second sub-cellar.

Tuesday roadkill report

One squashed pizza in the middle of the road through the bog.  Don't ask me -- I'm just reporting.

Sunshine, temperature nearing 70 F, little wind.  Obviously bicycle time.  Blue flags (wild iris) now blooming in the bog.  Pollen count high (pine, spruce, oak, birch) (wheeze sniffle sneeze).

15.25 miles, 1:06:26