Paint-stained sweaty wretch

(More physical results than Pixel-Stained etc.)

Front porch deck is done.  Oh joy, oh rapture.

(Now I can contemplate the peeling paint on the railing and spindles...just done two years ago.)

Is there a draft in here?

Yeah, if you can't drum up enough volunteers for your war, bring on the conscripts!

http://www.cnn.com/2007/POLITICS/08/10/war.adviser.draft.ap/index.html

As a member of that last select group (as in Selective Service...) of slaves this country drove into uniform at the point of a gun, I say Fuck You!