Oh, good grief...

Item in today's paper that a White House spokes-drone is trying to blame the victim for Cheney's little shotgun goof...

Sorry, folks, but one of the first rules of hunting is to be sure of your target and possible danger to other hunters.

Or maybe the Veep thought he was Quayle hunting?

Prelude to my fifteen minutes of fame

Well, the reporter from Local Fishwrapper has been and gone and I don't think I shoved my foot _too_ far down me own throat. We'll see. The article seems to be scheduled for early March.

He also said that he has asked their photographer to get in touch.

*Cue ominous music.*