Bless me, Father, for I have sinned....

I have overdue library books in my possession. Just noticed the date stamp _after_ the library had closed on Saturday, naturally. You won't believe how traumatic this is unless you, too, have librarians in the family. Now the Secret Masters of the Universe will track me down wherever I may hide.

(Waves at Kitten.)

I'll take them back today. I promise. And go and sin no more.